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> Hilariously bad movies, What's your favorite? (AKA Scherzo's Topic)
The Professor
post Jul 18 2009, 02:51 PM
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Ever seen a movie so bad is was (unintentionally) funny? Share it!


Title: Aztec Rex
Mini-Synopsys: In the movie, the Spaniards come over to South America to conquer the Aztecs--Aztecs who worship dinosaurs!

Why it was bad:
The CGI of the dinosaurs looked like they took it from the Discovery channel--and added bad acting.


(A short clip of the film)
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Oceano
post Jul 18 2009, 03:32 PM
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Ahhh, the good ole Scifi movies.(Or Syfy)

These have made me want to kill the directors.

But the worst i have seen, but it was funny was probably:

Title: Scary Movie 1
Mini-Synopsys: A few young adults are traveling down a road and run-over a guy, thinking
he was dead, but isn't. So they dump his body in the water, and a year after this "murder" a killer comes
back too kill them all. Feeled with Spoofs from other movies.

Why it was bad: Well, i wouldn't really say it was bad, but the gorey effects and such were a bit bad,
but overall it was hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7EXiv4YiJY

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Radscythe
post Jul 18 2009, 04:26 PM
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I'm gonna say it before anyone else does.

Cuz I know this wasn't SUPPOSED to be funny, but it's hilarious. (or maybe it was supposed to be o.O)

Movie: Silent Night Deadly Night 2

Reason why: Aww come on...I think this sums it up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k


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post Jul 19 2009, 01:05 AM
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SLDN2 is awesome. LOL.

I can pick any number of movies from the Sci Fi(SyFy) Channel really. Today I saw a wonderful movie called "Rock Monster". CGI blood looks fake, but the people making these awful films must not know that.


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post Jul 19 2009, 03:08 AM
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i saw something on the sifi channel once that was really bad, with horiible cgi and acting and scripting and camera work, and overall was just bad.
i think it was called monster ark.
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post Jul 19 2009, 04:58 AM
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QUOTE (Khaosn95 @ Jul 19 2009, 04:08 AM) *
i saw something on the sifi channel once that was really bad, with horiible cgi and acting and scripting and camera work, and overall was just bad.
i think it was called monster ark.



Monster ark was pretty damn bad, it's the 2008 movie about a creature breaking out from the ark of the covenant (I think its the ark of the covenant o.O) that an archeologist and his students find. Anyway I get what you mean if it's that movie, and yes, that was just bad and missed at every opportunity to be good.

Let me add another horrific movie:

Shark Attack 3

children do not watch this movie, its most famous line is not for virgin ears tongue.gif
I still don't get why they kept that line in the movie since it was just supposed to make Barrowman's co-star laugh


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post Jul 19 2009, 06:02 AM
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Sci fi originals are all hilarious. I know Ice Spiders really cracked me up. Especially the part where a guy comes into the ski lodge shouting "Run! They're attacking everyone outside!!" and it cuts to a shot of the slopes outside and skiers just come on-screen, one after another, and get lunged upon by ice spiders. Government experiment gone awry and all.

MST3k has the most hilarious bad movies though (which is its purpose). Too many to even list, but The Final Sacrifice, Mole People, Puma Man, Time Chasers, Final Justice are all hilarious. Partly because most of them are bad movies with hammy acting and cheap props/sets but a lot of times the story themselves are so ridiculous... laugh.gif


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post Jul 19 2009, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE (scherzo @ Jul 19 2009, 07:02 AM) *
MST3k has the most hilarious bad movies though (which is its purpose). Too many to even list, but The Final Sacrifice, Mole People, Puma Man, Time Chasers, Final Justice are all hilarious. Partly because most of them are bad movies with hammy acting and cheap props/sets but a lot of times the story themselves are so ridiculous... laugh.gif


How can you not mention Manos - The Hands of Fate!? biggrin.gif


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post Jul 19 2009, 07:45 PM
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House of Wax laugh.gif

(I think that was the name)

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post Jul 20 2009, 02:33 AM
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lol i saw something about manos: the hands of fate.
doesn't manos mean hands in spanish?
so it would be hands: the hands of fate.
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post Jul 20 2009, 05:02 AM
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Any Uwe Boll movie.


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post Jul 20 2009, 05:16 AM
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QUOTE (Oscarvarium @ Jul 19 2009, 02:23 PM) *
How can you not mention Manos - The Hands of Fate!? biggrin.gif

I haven't actually seen that yet tongue.gif. I keep hearing it's funny but also just such a terrible, terrible movie that no amount of riffing can make it bearable. The worst Mst3k episodes are the movies that just stink unbearably and can hardly be laughed at because the movie is just boring and nothing great happens. Like, not every movie is graced with Rowsdower laugh.gif.


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post Jul 20 2009, 10:01 AM
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Dude, I was just talking about this yesterday with some friends. Fortress was an awful movie, even back when I was younger and I was afraid of everything. It's just so ridiculous that I couldn't take it seriously. I think it starred Christopher Lambert.
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post Jul 20 2009, 01:54 PM
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QUOTE (PlatinumChin @ Jul 20 2009, 01:02 AM) *
Any Uwe Boll movie.


Indeed. I can't recall a single Boll movie I didn't laugh at. What a joke.

QUOTE (Sasame Kiryu @ Jul 20 2009, 06:01 AM) *
Dude, I was just talking about this yesterday with some friends. Fortress was an awful movie, even back when I was younger and I was afraid of everything. It's just so ridiculous that I couldn't take it seriously. I think it starred Christopher Lambert.


Fortress is one of those films you can't take seriously. You also cannot take Lambert seriously. His accent is epic.


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post Jul 20 2009, 05:12 PM
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Yeah, his accent is Epic. I could barely take him seriously in the highlander stuff.
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post Jul 20 2009, 07:46 PM
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QUOTE (scherzo @ Jul 20 2009, 06:16 AM) *
I haven't actually seen that yet tongue.gif. I keep hearing it's funny but also just such a terrible, terrible movie that no amount of riffing can make it bearable. The worst Mst3k episodes are the movies that just stink unbearably and can hardly be laughed at because the movie is just boring and nothing great happens. Like, not every movie is graced with Rowsdower laugh.gif.


But with films as bad as that, they get funnier the worse they are! Plus you get Torgo, he takes care of the place while the Master is away. biggrin.gif


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post Jul 28 2009, 06:31 AM
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Christopher Lambert was excellent in Mortal Kombat by the way. He should grace more movies with his presence.

"I am Torgo! I take care of the place while the Master is away" <- A frightening line

I saw Jack Frost (mst3k) awhile ago and I thought that was one of the strangest MST3k movies... it wasn't entirely bad, just terrificly quirky. Like this scene where the pampered hero (who is NOT Jack Frost, I should add) meets Father Mushroom, who wants to play hide-and-seek.


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post Jul 28 2009, 12:42 PM
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I almost forgot entirely that he was in the Mortal Kombat movies @_@ He is an alright actor. A lot of his stuff just isn't exactly fantastic. Some of the Highlander stuff was good, but, like I said, I couldn't take most of that seriously either >_>;;
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post Jul 29 2009, 01:18 AM
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Pretty much every movie made by Asylum should be on this list. I love their rip-offs of the big budget films.

Examples:

Monster = Cloverfield
Alien vs Hunter = Alien vs Predator
Transmorphers = Transformers
The Terminators = Terminator

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post Jul 29 2009, 02:11 AM
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Undefeatable is an absolute treasure. If you're a fan of EXTREME slowmo, mullets, awkward acting and bad writing. Then it's the movie for you! The villan Stingray and his hair are the best characters in the movie by far and makes is a joy to watch.

For your viewing pleasure... here is the final fight scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

When all that is said, go watch it now!
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